I spent the weekend at the Drummers place.

I now understand the meaning of euphoria.

He spent hours licking whipped cream and chocolate sauce off of me. Hours. And he didn't want anything in return.

He owns Donnie Darko. He will spend hours watching old episodes of friends and playing Mario 3 and Megaman 2 with me.

And he made me pancakes for breakfast.

How is it possible that after getting life wrong for so long that I could magically wake up one day and get everything so right?

And to all of you men out there, I don't think I was the only one doing things wrong. I am going to place some of the blame on you.

Do you know that the first time Paul saw me naked he took a step back and told me I was beautiful? Repeatedly? And that he kissed and complimented every inch of my body?

Do you know that most of the other men I've encountered believe sex to be a race to the finish?

Helpful hint to men of the world. You don't have to be a modern day Romeo. Just be nice. And quit making her feel like sleeping with you was a mistake. That by doing so she has mysteriously transformed you into "guy who doesn't give a shit anymore".

You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

(amendment to rant featured above: I am foreseeing a lot of angry replies from those of the opposite sex. I realize not all of you are like this. Only most of you.) 

 
   

 


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buzz on
Re: Weekend getaway
im glad you placed the amendment in, i tell my gf she is the most beautiful thing i have ever laid eyes on, i try to think of special ways in which i can do stuff for her cause buying stuff is just money, and money doenst mean much (although i end up buying her stuff anyway and making a card, or making it 3 purple roses (3 months, purple is her favorite colour) to make it special).  Im glad you have found your man.  Doesnt i tjust feel wonderful when everything thay do is just right, even when nothing is done, its just the way you wanted it.  I know how you feel darlin. 
brandybear on
Re: Weekend getaway
I'm glad to see there are more men out there like him. It's people like you who give me reason to amend my rants
buzz on
Re: Weekend getaway
well if nothing else in life i strive to be the reason for the rant to be amended...no seriously i do

erinbear on
Re: Weekend getaway
a) sex *is* a race to the finish, and
b) i can think of nothing more boring and yucky than having chocolate sauce and whipped cream licked off of me for hours.   Your drummer is soon to be your fat drummer.  There must have been like 3 bottles of chocolate sauce ad two cans of whipped cream, if it was hours.
c) I am the biggest killjoy you know.

brandybear on
Re: Weekend getaway
I love you anyways. And it was only a container of each, so I don't think he'll be getting fat any time soon. Plus there was enough whipped cream left over in the morning for me to have some on my pancakes.

And honestly, it would have been horrible and boring with anyone else, but he's perfect. (and I am aware how annoying my lovey-dovey glow is, but I can't help it)

oscarcrumb on
Re: Weekend getaway
"(amendment to rant featured above: I am foreseeing a lot of angry replies from those of the opposite sex. I realize not all of you are like this. Only most of you.)"

Naturally, everyone guy who reads this is thinking to himself "Yeah, I'm totally not like all the losers." Sorry, chances are you suck.
brandybear on
Re: Weekend getaway
you know what's funny? I was thinking about how all men would automatically assume they were in the more pleasing category while I was writing this entry.
thegirlupstairs on
Re: Weekend getaway
your lucky you found someone who there for you. dont take make any mistakes because most boys will turn aganist you and forget all thoses special times you had and just move onto their next girl...

cexcitten on
Re: Weekend getaway
That is so awesome! I can't wait until I find/get that.

I do have a couple questions though... didn't the whipped cream start melting immediately and start to smell gross when you used it? Also, didn't it feel insanely cold when he sprayed it on you?


brandybear on
Re: Weekend getaway
It did melt pretty quickly, but he managed to eat most of it before it made too much of a mess. And it was cold, but actually the chocolate sauce was colder because he put it in the fridge when we got back from grocery shopping!
cexcitten on
Re: Weekend getaway
Oh ok, lucky you!

The one time I used the whipped cream he put too much on and it got everywhere so my room smelt funky until I got some febreeze.


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