Better watch it, youcan slip and bust your ass one one.

LOL! It's the same for me and my boyfriend. He is such a good cook cause in his teens he got a job at some fancy smancy resturant, the kind that I CAN NOT stand, you know what I'm talking 'bout, and then he got a job at some beer join place I guess where peeps go to get drunk and watch sports, anyway, he says the same thing "Why won't you eat before I get home?" and I look at him.."cause your food taste better?" lol

next time I suggest using a knife or a fork, slid between the franks.

frozen mango?  do you just suck on it until it thaws and then eat?  I use frozen mangos in protein shakes.

im sorry darling, im damesticly chalanged as well