Why you ask?

Because my mother bought a Ford Focus.

Enough said.

Never, EVER fool yourself into thinking that wearing uncomfortable (yet so sexy) shoes while driving in anything Ford built is a good idea.

And technically I only made it a mile before taking said shoes off.

Yes, walking barefoot on hot pavement was much more pleasing on the feet.

But I figure if Seinfeld ran for ten years, it's only a matter of time before my life gets turned into a hilarious sitcom.