Last night is a blur of alcohol, men, and making out with Erinbear multiple times to procure free drinks.

Luckily, I woke up on Danielle's couch, alone. well, with a dog whose name I still don't know, so he is fondly being referred to as "muffin".

Apparently, I cannot handle my liquer. After getting too drunk and inappropriately groping Dennis, I have come to the conclusion that non alcoholic beverages might be the way to go tonight.

But really, what are the odds of that happening?