"Yeah, but they knew it. They were like 'Man, I'm such a fritter!' and that's so unattractive."

I always forget what a pain in the ass it is to be single. The dating, the awful conversation, the nervousness of waiting for someone new to call, the awkward first time having sex. And guys can be really weird. Not that girls can't, it's just that guys seems to be more prone to weird behavior.

For example. This wasn't exactly a date, but it will give you an idea of what men of the world are thinking.

About a year ago, I was home for a visit, and I went to the bar with Erinbear. There was a guy there I knew from high school. He sat with us, hitting on me all night, and even though I wasn't interested in the slightest, I found the attention enjoyable. And then bar close came.

That's when he asked me if I wanted to take some ecstacy with him. So I did. We went back to his place with a few other people and dropped a couple more hits over the course of three or four hours. And this is when it gets weird.

He asked me to come into his bedroom for a minute, so I did. (Yes, I am the most naive person on the face of the earth) And this is when He pulls out a duffel bag full of vibrators! No word of a lie. The thing is jammed full of no longer in their original packages sex toys. He starts digging through it, asking me which I'd prefer, showing me the different models and uses.

This is when I tell him I have to go home. And I make a speedy exit. But it just goes to show you that even normal guys are a little kooky sometimes.

If you have any horror stories, I'm all ears. Someday I hope to write an instruction manual for men of the world. It will read "When out with a woman, do not do the following..."

Of course we aren't completely innocent in this either. Men, if you've been out with any crazies, I'd love to hear about that too.