and the only semi-interesting thing I could think to commit to paper (screen) is pertaining to certain consumers and their disgusting cell phone usage.

Number 1: If you are standing at the front of the line, do not look irritated at the person asking if they can help you. Do not ignore them or hold up your hand. Kindly hang up your phone or get the fuck out of line. Do not try to wrap up your call while there are twelve people sans phone behind you waiting to order. Also, do not order while carrying on your conversation and then tune out any follow up questions your barista may have. This will result in my making your nonfat, no foam latte with whole milk, cappucino style, and really fucking hot. And it makes no difference if you come back ranting about foam, because I'm just happy to see you're off your phone ;)

Number 2: You are not so great of a driver that you can drive in heavy traffic, one handed, chatting away about your kid's soccer game. You are driving like shit and you probably narrowly avoided five accidents because those around you have enough decency to pay attention!

Number 3: I am aware some very intense business people find it necessary to wear those little earpieces and be completely accessible to everyone. However, you do not need to be wearing one while shopping for a new dvd player with your girlfriend. Also, you look like an idiot.

To those of you who use your phones respectably, I commend you. Pat yourselves on the back and treat yourselves to an ice cream sundae.