1. Don't date! (seems obvious, but easier said than done)
2. Don't even look at attractive people (guys or girls)
3. Be a hermit if you can! (sounds fun eh?)
4. Find a fun pasttime! (only not chess or other games you have to do with other people)
5. Don't even befriend ugly people (this sometimes leads to dating)
6. Write a lot! (You can live your dating life through your characters)
7. Eat onions and chipotle sauce EVERY day! (no one will want to make out with you then- touche!)
8. Destroy your cellphone (throwing it in a toilet works well)
9. If anyone asks say your Jehovas Witness (most people will slam their door in your face before you get any offers.. no offense to JW'S)
10. Get fat and or hairy! (you will be better off during those cold winter months)
Now you know the tricks to being single! I hope the world is a better place because of it!
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