THE BLOND AND THE LORD
 
A blond wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on
the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she
headed for the ice.
 
After positioning her comfortable stool, she started to make a circular
cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
 
 'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'
 
 Startled, the blond moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the
heavens the voice bellowed,
 
 'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'
 
The blond, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite
end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
 
'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'
 
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, 'IS THAT YOU LORD?'
 
The voice replied,
 
 'NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK'
 
 
   

 


 
 
christianisrael on
Re: The blond and the Lord
I'm groaning over here...
bonniegirl on
Re: The blond and the Lord
I take it that you had a nice giggle...if so, I'm glad...
Luckily, I don't even have blond roots....gray yes, but not blond.  LOL!
christianisrael on
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Yep. I'm afraid my roots are gray, too!
bonniegirl on
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I have seen a photo of you; you look distinguished...and remember those are a sign of wisdom! I am just not ready to appear wise quite yet...giggle.
christianisrael on
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Where did you see the photo?
bonniegirl on
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It was on your blog, but a long time ago.  I have seen your wife also, maybe at one of your missions in a group with other saints.  I think the photo I saw of you was at a bench in a restaurant, if I am not mistaken, but as I said it was ages ago....You have gray hair (that may be very thin on top???) glasses,  I think wired framed and you are definitely above average height, I think...I did see but the memory is fuzzy. Hmmm....maybe I should go through your archives and see if it is still there???
christianisrael on
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Feel free!   Smiley  I'd like to know where it is!  
bonniegirl on
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I searched and could not find it; you have so many blogs to plow through.  I did see a nice family photo of your daughter when she still had the four littluns though.
christianisrael on
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I know!  Yikes.  There must be a million of 'em!  Smiley
bonniegirl on
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And I think I can safely say that I have read every one of them since adding you as a friend....unless I had been away for a while and could not catch up...but I think I still did...lol!
christianisrael on
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You're a good friend, Bonnie.
bonniegirl on
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I do try to be, Brother Jim, but the fact is that your blogs always speak right to the heart of the matter and just at the right time too.  So, I know I had better not miss out on reading what the Lord may have for me that day!
robot2 on
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Are you sure she was  blond?....Take a look at her roots...You may find the dark answer..

 

groaning also..

bonniegirl on
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LOL! Definitely blond!  Nice to see you around and talking, my flend!

About time for dancing...............on the dots again, don't you think?

Let's be carefree, whirling, twirling and giggling, just for a while, k?
robot2 on
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I love dots.............you know that...

Dots drive me dotty....

I am haunted by dots...........

yes...carefree and whirling...

Oh my..........Bonnie...you do know how to whirl and spin...

dear dot.

I have a problem....

you know I love to giggle.

You love to tease...

We both love ..........to be both serious and silly ...almost at the same time..

Yes...lets be carefree.

 

bonniegirl on
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Aw; this is just the kind of response I wanted to see!  I am glad you still know how to dance and twirl and be happy with miss bonfire.

Unfortunately, I did not get to see what you wrote to me on Georgie's blog, as I think he deleted it, but I saw the first few words, and it was about me making you whirl..so I am just glad the words were happy ones!
robot2 on
Re: The blond and the Lord
We are all connected  in some way..

I love to dance

I do dance..

to words

and images

and thoughts.

 

bonniegirl on
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Yes; I spent some time again today with the lover of my soul...He sure does turn me on in such a great way.  He makes me cry but at the same I am so happy that I just have to take a dance with Him around the room.  Comforter, lover, provider, healer...and so much more...Oh how I love him so....
robot2 on
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that is wonderful Bonnie..

 

bonniegirl on
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Thank you; it is always such a relief when I finally go into his presence and joy and calm flood over me...and I wonder what took me so long...I am sure he wonders the same thing.  
robot2 on
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I need the cleansing and healing of my soul as well...

so much..

I need ...

not to hurt.

bonniegirl on
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Read my poem I just wrote.  There is nothing like being in the presence of the Lord. I am praying and lifting you up, my friend!
robot2 on
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energy BF.

it's nice energy.

bonniegirl on
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Thank you; yes, I felt it when I wrote it, my husband read it, and when I read it to the church.  Inspired.
penny9706 on
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That was too funny
bonniegirl on
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Glad you enjoyed it!
sandyquill on
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*dying*
bonniegirl on
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Glad you got a giggle!

 
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