Odd Facts about ME

DO YOU SNORE?: yes

  LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: both

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: not being fed on time

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: i knock them over

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: i dont watch tv

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: yes

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: very

HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: terrific. I dont want another person

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: calico's is black

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: i hate water.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: hell no

ANY SECRET TALENTS?: i am the consummate manipulator

WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: any sunny window

HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: she wont give me tuna anymore

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: nope, she has.

DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: what does it smell like?

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: I cant sing anything, thank you.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: thank goodness no

ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: do they move quickly?

WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: who is doing the hunting?

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: no

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: hmmmmmmmmm. i type well

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: plastic salmon

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": i mewed last night

IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: did a coyote get him too?

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: do I even have tear ducts?

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: scrambled and room temperature

ARE BLONDES DUMB?: no sir

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: under the bed

WHAT TIME IS IT?: naptime

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: abster and aboli

IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: yes. onions could kill me

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: last week, calico took me to petsmart to see the birds DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: duh. can't you read? I HATE water

IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: hell if I know. I am jewish

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: certainly not

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: kibble and wool

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: no way

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: calico tries it occasionally IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: yes ma'am

ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: nope

HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: nope

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: green and yellow

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: read up

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: quite alot

WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: than what?

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: yes

HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: catcher? sounds interesting.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: just the radio

IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: NONONONONONO HATE EM

DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A BLOG?: she helped me build it

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: turkey pate

DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: hahahahaha but I get clipped weekly

DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: oh yes. i adore calico

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: morris the cat. what a schmuck

FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: calico's wedding band

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