LMAO I can't stop laughing! Bitch Kitty came wondering in so I read it to her and she wants to partake so you can see her reponses. Bitch Kitty's true name is Shadow and she is a long haired fluffy black with some silver streaks (she refuses to dye her hair) 8 year old front declawed cat. She rules the roost over 2 males and 1 female cat and her 4 human pets.
1: Is there anyone on your mindsay friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I am ABOVE Sex so much that I asked for myself to be spayed and declawed by clawing the crap out of my Human Queen Pet's mother's legs.
2. What side of the bed do you usually sleep on?
BED! I Sleep where ever, whenever and on WHO ever I want! Push me off and it might get ya bite!
3. Have you ever had sex with someone that you hated?
Technically by the laws of biology I am a virgin. I was spayed when I was but a young teenage cat, but I go into heat occasionaly and still draw the hot blooded Toms to me. I love to tease and attempt to have sex!
4. Pork, beef, or chicken???
I perfer what ever my Queen Human is eating and even sometimes consent to go out and bring back my own pheasant. I laid a fat Bullsnake at my Queen Human's feet one time and she refused it, I must say Snake does taste like chicken!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Me? Puke! NEVER! I delicatly cough up fur balls on the Wannabe King Human's clothes from time to time though.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Like I would EVER let these puny Humans even clothe me to take them off of me!
7. Shower or bath?
I have had both. That dayum Queen Human is the only one I am NOT fast enough or cunning enough to get by. I perfer the bath though, at least it soaks the soreness otu of my paws after a week of hunting!
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No! That contains water at times! But that Wannabe King Human pisses me off the majority of the times, so I find his pile of clean clothes and pee on them. It is very funny when he is trying to pack for 2 weeks of being on the road! He curses up a storm!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican gives me gas and Chinese doesn't fill me up, but I love a deer steak! Dayum Wannabe King Human took my last steak away from me and cut off the peice I had just bit into and gave it to me. He dared to keep the rest for himself!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I am sleeping so they best be passive. They mess my tail up we are gonig to have issues!
11. Do you love someone on your mindsay friends?
I don't have an account! I have no time for one! Plus my Queen Human says I would just let the dirt fly on the family so she won't allow me to have one evne if I did want one!
12. Have you ever slept with anyone on your mindsay friends?
I am all about the power! I sleep with who I want when I want and how I want! If I want my butt in your face you will accept it!
13. Love or money?
Neither! I want food and the proper love and respect deemed to one of my position!
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash is good to eat and tear up with my back claws. They do not leave it laying around too much anymore!
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
The Wannabe King Human. He is such a killjoy. Constantly telling me what I can't or can do. Like he rules MY HOUSE!
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I'll have both thank you very much! I deserve it!
17. Vagina????
Penis? Geeze I am female so yes I have one you silly human who wrote this survey!
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
MY LOVELY THICK BLACK PELT! NEVER! If I wanted to look like a rat or even a rat dog I would but I don't! I am beautiful as I am!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
The small humans strip off their clothes nightly and put sleepin attire on. Is this what you mean?
20. Ever been to a bar?
Why go to the bar when the booze is up in the cupboard and I have Socks aka Mr. Fat Man the neutured male in the family to do my bidding? He will knock down what ever flavor of that water stuff I want when I want it. If that dayum Queen Human ever lets him near that cupboard with out the lock on again!
21. Ever danced on a table at a bar/club?
As long as there is no food on the table or Queen Human is not preparing food I lay and walk where I want! Otherwise she gets pist off at me and then goes through this whole thing of washing the table and coutners down and then bleaches them down! That really irritates my paws!
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes. I must admit I have a cat nip addiction! The small female human has had to carry me from the couch to a bed to sleep it off a few times.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Never! But those dayum Humans insist I am some cuddle thing and kiss me all the time! Thankfully the Wannabe King Human doens't attempt to kiss me. That is his one saving factor!
24. Thrown up from drinking too much?
How many times must I repeat myself. I do NOT throw up. I cough up hair balls. And you all claim to be humans that have thinking abilites!
25. Had sex in a car?
Again tech I am a virgin. And I hate car rides! You try traveling 12 hours one way locked up in a little box that is swaying. Makes a kitty, very irritable!
26. Had sex in a movie theater?
Theater? What is that?
27. Had sex in a bathroom?
Bathrooms are good for one thing only. And that is to crawl into the dirty clothes hamper and sleep! How many times do I have to tell you tech I am a virgin? Imbeciles!
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
"Adult" store? Wha tis a store. Is that like a Vet? I hate that woman who sticks neddles in me! And you would think I am safe from her in my own HOME. No! She is the Queen Human's relation. Do you know how much therapy I needed after she came to one of the Queen Human's parties? I thought she was there to stick a neddle in my neck again!
33. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Like I would allow a picture of me like that around. Shhhhhhhhhhh my Queen Human has a collection of them! I was young and stupid at the time!
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