That thing's scary.

Hi, thanks for checking out my blog.

No problemo. And i've gotten over the intial shock now, its actually kind of cute

XD That thing is the funniest looking thing I've ever seen! 

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~ 

 

   The weirdest thing, is that lately I haven't been scared by creepy movies.  The Halloween movie, the creepy dude just looks like a zombie who needs to take a shower.  I've seen creepier movies. 

 

    And the dude from A Missed Call just looks like a dude from Threshold (a book I've recently read), only his head looks like a cement head.  Mom was creeped out by it but it didn't even scare me. 

I havent been creeped out by any scary movies either, but thats because i havent seen any! I'm still having nightmares over stupid shaune of the dead lol. And my little brother, he's 11, he gives me my own personal nightmares to worry about. Like the time i walked into the bathroom and he was dancing on the toilet singing "your beautiful" by james blunt, stark naked!

XD Wow! Shaune of the Dead is a creepy movie and yet stupid at the same time. 

  Wow, there's an image. 

   I have one that just about matches that.  Jake's college was Arizona State.  Well, one time they were about to play against the Nebraska Cornhuskers and they were so nervous that Jake did the chicken dance BUCK NAKED, in the showers AND in the Locker Room before the game to ease the tension.....they won the game.  XD

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~*She'll love him forever*~

Hahahahahaha. Ha. Haha. And, for this month only, a bonus ha. Personally if i had been in that team, well that wouldnt have worked for me. In fact, that would have distracted me from the game altogether! Mind u I am so crap at the game myself. I have taken a liking to commentry though when my dad and brother play, It really annoys them lol.

He totally ruined the chicken dance for me though.  Everytime I hear it I think of him doing the chicken dance.....though, in my head he's shirtless......I love his body.  XD

 

I do commentary when I'm throwing my football pillow in the house.  I even imitate Jake.  It's funny.  When Mum and I put it on mute, we do our own commentary of what it looks like they are saying.  For the longest time, we did a series of funny commentaries on Tom Brady and a pink bow that he lost.  But we ended it because Mum and I found out that he's good friends with President Bush, so we have to like him.  We do the pink bow for Cutler.  xD.....After a bit it annoys my mum and grandmother if she's watching with us.

Grandpa's driving Uncle LeeRoy and me crazy by bashing my Jake and exhalting Cutler.  It is SO annoying!

~*Rebekah*~*316*~*Jake's my baby!*~

I sometimes do acting in the style of david tennant. I had a suit on, and i was talking really fast and everything, and my dad burst in on me. It was so embarresing. Paticularly because the suit was his and 50 times 2 big for me! Another time I had an alien mask on (this was when I was little, so dont think i'm 2 odd!) and I was parading around my house jumping out at hings and knocking things over. Then I turned intp david and ran around putting things right again and apoligising to my parents. I was one wierd kid.

 

 

 

 

Oh my gosh, that is hilarious! My best friend Erinn and I like to do skits from Pirates of the Caribbean.  I do a GREAT Captain Jack Sparrow imitation.  I also like pretending like I'm fainting.  It's like what Keira Knightley says "When in doubt, faint!"

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Haha! I go to taekwondo, its freaky but I do. Me and a friend Hannah, when we're sparring, we dont use fists or kicks or anything, we swordfight! We get into so much trouble for it, especially when we collapse and die dramatically on the floor to cheering onlookers.

I love pretending that I died.  It's awesome! 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

hehe. Yeah it is. Its even funner in a swimming pool, but i havent done that in ages!

XD Playing Dead Man Float is SO COOL.  I haven't done that since I was 12.  XD

 

~*The depressed Rebster*~*316*~

Well thats less long ago for me than it is for u hehe. I am hanging on to my childhood with every finger, so i think I might play dead mans float on saturday when I go for my lengths!

I think that I'll do it the next time I go swimming.

sorry I'm not talkative.....I'm VERY sad right now.

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

I know

 I'm in a MUCH better mood. 

 

  My question is this: Why would you kill Heath? He was one of the coolest dudes ever!

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~*Plummer fan forever*~

Are you accusing me of murder?  lol

 

XD Actually no.  I meant in general.  And why the hell would you take more pills at once than you aren't supposed to?!  DIDN'T HE READ THE STORIES?!  Or more appropriately, DIDN'T HE READ HIS BLOOMING BOTTLE?!  It says on there....don't take more than recommended....if there's a problem TALK TO THE DOCTOR YOU DEAD YUTS! If he were alive still I'd bop him on the head. 

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

  *Grabs Jake by the shirt*  If you EVER do that, I'll haunt you up in Heaven till Judgement Day! And then some!

 

hehe i know u meant in general, i have a wierd sense of humour. Maybe he was drunk or something and took more pills to get rid of a painful hangover! I unintentionally got drunk with something I thought was apple juice and it was a very nasty experience. And you cant read when u've been drinking lol.

 

Haunting is a very mean thing to do! And completely understandable

 

 

XD I know it's mean.  That's why I said that I'd do that.  XD

 

    He wasn't drunk.  He was stupid. 

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Fair point. I wonder if they get rid of thickness in heaven so as to stop any complaints.

I hope so for God's sake.  And Mum said for everyone's sake....XD Ya gotta love men and their thickness. 

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Hehe. If men were smart it would turn life upside and inside out. I mean, how the hell would we manipulate them if they were clever???

 

 

I don't know, my baby's pretty dang clever.  The K word seems to think that he's daft.  *rolls her eyes*  *turns to Jake*  When the K word tries to make off with your money, please oh please make sure that I'm there when you tell her that she signed a prenup and don't tolerate her stupidity and selfishness.

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Hey, you just want to be there? You should probs be the one to convince him of that in the first place.

Actually, I think he already figured it out.  He's not been too happy right now.  xD *Walks up and punches the living tar out of the K word* THAT, biotch is for thinking that you can just hurt my darling and thinking that you can get away with it!

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Can't tell that I can't stand that bitch can ya?

No, i really had no idea you disliked her untill now

XD Haha!

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Oh damn it damn it damn it. Sorry to interupt this conv but any advice? You know internet murderer thingy I had a relationship with a while ago, well i've been really really stoopid and allowed myself to fall for some other internet person. And it was the first one who introduced in the first place! Oh nooooo, what do i do!

It's ok. 

 

   Ok, first of all, take a deep breath and relax.  Secondly, unfortunately there's nothing that you can do until you meet someone else.  It may just be a crush.  It depends on how well you actually know him. 

   ~*Rebekah*~*316*~

   If you aren't going to pursue it then don't worry about it. 

Oh brilliant. So thats like another hundred years waiting. This is soooo annoying

 

LOL! You are goofy. But seriously if you aren't going to pursue it or whatever, I wouldn't worry about it. It's most likely a crush and you know how often they last.

~*Rebekah*~*316*~




Happy Valentine's Day!

U 2 was urs good? 4 boys asked me out but they were all total idiots. And the few boys I actually would consider dating all got gf's now lol. Another valetines day come and gone, and the world is no better off.

 

Oh, you know that guy I mentioned who was really insulting christianity? Yeah, he went completely beserko on me yesterday, said some really horrible stuff. So i kind of said some horrible stuff back, so now we arent talking. Apparently he misses me, but i think he deserved it.

 

And i'm not goofy!

 

AND...wow this is a long paragraph :S crushes can last ages. Friend of mine's had a real proper crush on a guy for over 4 years now. She literally cries when he talks to her.

 

Anyway. So. How was ur valentines? Lol.

xD Oh my gosh, I'm getting a Beatlemania flashback! I  that I was horrid when it came to Orlando Bloom and I thought that those girls who fainted and bawled whenever they saw the Beatles play their music were out of their minds. 

   I believe that's true too, crushes last for a while and some of them don't even last a week.  Longest crush I've had on a guy was Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys.  I was about ten when I first crushed on him until I was 14 or so.  Shortest crushes:  Prince William- a week.   John Lennon: two weeks.  Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance: Three days.  Hayden Christiansen: Five days.  Daniel Radcliffe: A month....or two.  xD

 

And believe it or not:  Eric; the cartoon from Little Mermaid: A DAY AND A HALF XD ----I don't remember how long I crushed on him....

 

I've even crushed on the main character from My Side of the Mountain.  That and Eric from Little Mermaid were the two weirdest crushes I've had. 

 Oldest crush: Paul McCartney......he's 65 XD

youngest crush:  Daniel Radcliffe.  He's 10 months younger than me. 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Eric isnt bad, I had a crush on tarzan!!!! I really freak myself out sometimes. I get the wierdest crushes, and some of them still havent gone away. David Tennant for instance. I think he's drop dead gorgeous, but whether i like it or not, i'm still a kid and i'll never meet him anyway. I'm really glad that one isnt serious or i'd be really upset. Btw, a 65 year old????? OMG!

xD Yeah, I know.  I'm terrified of telling Jake that.  He may find it hilarious though.  My first crush EVER was on Alan Jackson when I was three.  I loved his moustache.  XD

   I had a crush on Tarzan from the book.  My former friend Oriana is obsessed with Inuyasha....XD

 

My only obsession: Orlando Bloom.  I was infatuated with him for two years or so.  It was horrid.  I drove myself crazy......(that's pretty bad) 

    I was over him when I threw up all over my favourite poster of him and I realized that I didn't care.  XD That's when I realized that I liked Jake.  I don't know if it was love at first sight for me but, I knew the moment I saw him that I would fall in love with him and marry him.  I guess that must be love at first sight. 

   It turns out that I already DID meet Jake.  He used to go up to Fort Morgan to see La Puerca and I saw him walk by me and I thought that he looked like Jake Plummer.....I'm positive that it WAS Jake Plummer (hence, the reason why he looked so much like him XD) and I'm pretty sure that he was the one who was checking me out as I was spending 35 minutes playing with a Harry Potter castle....and I wished now that I had bought it....I loved that thing and I'm also sure that he was at Super Wal-Mart when I was raising cain with my friend at the time, Hannah. 

  XD Oh my gosh, if that's his impression of me.....oi vey.  I also had red hair at that time as well.....XD

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Haha! I actually think red hair is nice, so long as its washed regularly and u own a hairbrush. Maybe the whole walking past u thing is fate. I'm not a huge believer, but sometimes theres to much evidence to be coincidence!

Uh yeah, I'm POSITIVE that Jake and I are fated to meet and end up with each other. There is WAAAAAAY too much evidence for it to be just a coincidence.

Another sign: Most of the guys that I like cooperate in my dreams. Jake doesn't. Most of the people that I care about do not cooperate in my dreams. xD Last night, I had a dream that we had to move out of Grandma and Grandpa's house because danger was coming. Jake wouldn't let me out of the bedroom because he wanted to have sex with me. So, if Jake's not getting any in real life, he sure is getting some in my dreams. Whenever we have to go in my dreams, Jake always wants to screw me. And he doesn't seem to care WHERE we are or who's there. XD If we are in the same room as each other he wants me.

I don't mind red hair either....but I don't have red hair anymore. I think that him walking by me and then us meeting in two other stores is fate. See? There WAS a reason why Hannah and I were friends.

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Whoa lol

Lol! Yeah, I know....too much information about the dreams part.  But it's still there and still a sign. 

 

Mom said that she had a dream that he proposed to me and I said no.....HOW STUPID IS THAT???? WHY IN THE NAME OF SAINT AGATHA WOULD I SAY NO??? 

   I know THAT ain't a sign because I belong with him. 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Hehe, common knowledge, signs are selective. So are dreams. I been having dreams of me falling in love with christian hating m8, but i know THAT ent gonna happen in a million years! You get a sort of meaningful feeling when they r real, or at least thats the way it is with me.

Oui, that's the samr for me.  It never felt like a sign.  When it's a sign, I know it is.  Besides, Jake's my baby and I just know that he and I are going to end up together. 

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Yeah, you dont really need proof or anything for gut feelings, its just the truth, and thats all there is.

Exactly! No one understands that!

Well, my mom does and so does Jeffrey

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Who's jeffrey?

My surrogate Brother.....he's a pervert....lol

 

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Hehe, theres to many of them around these days, they'll be classed as a new species soon.

He's gonna be the ruler of that species....xD

 

~*Rebekah*~*316*~

Get him a crown ready

*Makes him a crown made out of foil that says Jeffrey on it*  How's this?

 

    *puts on her bathing suit and squirts everyone at random intervals, with Jake, Peyton and Eli throwing waterballoons at everyone whether they like it or not*

 

 

Excellent Gotta go make mum breakfast in bed, great day for mothers, slaving day for kiddies. Sheesh.

Holy Shit!!! - A prehistoric Duck!!!

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