My favourite pick up lines:

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

 

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk by you again?

 

 

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven

 

 

Two lines I want to try on Jake:

 

 

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me!

 

 

If I follow you home will you keep me?

 

 

Funniest one:

 

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

 

 

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

 

 

xD

 

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Pick up lines are annoying enough....try having a waiter gawk at you the entire time you're eating. 

 

I know lol. One of my supply teachers at school was FLIRTING with me the other day, AND he used pick up lines! You know, i think that might actually be illegal.

xD I don't know about England but here in America, it REALLY is. 

 

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My daughters are wearing Amish dresses and burkhas XD. 

U have daughters??

HAHAHAHA! No, I mean when I have daughters. But it's fun to see you freak out XD

 

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Riiiiiiiiiiight lol. I was scared there for a moment

XD Wow, you are the first one to ever believe that....on April Fool's Day, I told two of my friends and they're like: Yeah right!

 

Although, Michaela fell for it when I said that I was one year.

 

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Dont diss me just cuz im gullible

 

I make up for it by being superhuman.

lol, you know I'm just teasing ya. xD

 

I somewhat am too. 

 

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What? Superhuman or gullible?

superhuman but, I can be gullible at times.

 

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So can everybody lol

Especially my darling.  I love him so much....but there are times...

 

 

*drops a paint ball on Kollette and Trouble (the stepfather) with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool* 

 

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*Jake and Reb run away laughing*

U must have lots of patience

Oh believe me, it is NOT easy.  But, I know that I'm doing the right thing "I feel it in me old gizzard." Sorry.....I'm reading a book series about Owls called Guardians of Ga'Hoole.  It's SO CUTE!

 

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I'm reading a book called twilight, lots of vampires. Very good so far.

OH MY GOSH! I love that book! My favourite character is either Edward or Bella.  They both rock!

 

They're making a movie out of it.  There are two more in that series and in August there will be three. 

 

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I like Bella, so far. Very cool

 

I know. Fourth in august eh? Who'd have thought it.

Eh. Bella rocks!

Yeah, I think the movie comes out in Theatres in December.

There's a girl on here, who has the BIGGEST crush on Edward...she told me about the movie. If there's a fan club, she'd be the president.

The guy who plays as Cedric Diggory is to play as Edward.

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I thought he was cute

I had a dream that Edward liked me. I told him that my heart belongs to Jake.

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U have a one track mind, girl

Well, can you blame me??? 

 

That's not true....I have a two track mind.  I'm like a guy sometimes. XD

 

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No i meant whatever subject we pick up on, you always manage to link it back to ur sweetie Its very scary, let me tell you.

Yeah, I know. My mother notices that I do that with her too. So don't feel bad xD

 

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Do you have an issue with that or are you just teasing me?

 

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Its a bit peturbing, maybe you could do it less. But i dont mind most of it, i think its rather sweet

xD It annoys the heck out of my mom as well. I'll try to stop. 

 

Thank you

 

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Another nice note to end a conv on?

Oui.

 

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Buh-bye once again

Via con Deos (Go whith God and I think that's how you spell it)

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Dude! You should write in here more often...lol

 

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Hehe I don't have TIME. Exams, boyfriend, the like. And make-up doesn't do itself you know!!

xD That's true....you have a boyfriend, eh? Do tell me about him.

 

 

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I had a nightmare about the Strangers last night.....then the next dream Freddy Kruger helped me kill them.  I was also writing a porno novel for Jake and I to read. xD

He's really sweet ^^ And he's cute. Perfect mix. He's like, you know, the boy next door type?

 

And that's a bit wierd But no doubt a fun dream

Heck yeah.....especially since Freddy Kruger's also a nightmarish bloke.  He's not a bad chap, though.  Very antisocial.  But yes, he helped me kill the Strangers.  After thinking about the dream, the Strangers weren't bad either.  They just needed a place to stay. 

 

    Oh those types are dishy.  I prefer Jake: rugged, handsome and a country boy. Cute and sweet are the greatest combination. 

 

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Yep. And you get to boss em around.

Yeah because with the country boys, not so much.  I don't care....I'd rather Jake be his own person.

 

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Me? I'm a selfish bitch. Definitly the dominant one in a relationship, or at least in the millions of relationships i've had so far.

You aren't so much selfish as you are ballzy.

 

I want a relationship that is like a partnership.  We both dominate.  That's why I love Jake....that and he's hot.

 

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Heh heh

 

Never really fancied him myself but I suppose I can see the attraction

xD Good. He's mine. *puts her arms around him*

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Ever considered going out with someone who is not supermodel material?

 

Ugly even?

Hon, Jake's not supermodel material and most girls think him ugly.

 

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    I'm not dating other guys when I know he's the one for me.

I wasn't talking about Jake

 

It was a real question, girl to girl. And people think he's ugly?

*nods* It's sad but, yes. They think he's ugly. He's so handsome and they are missing what's there because they hate his beard.  *shakes her head*.....I'm a little glad, though....that way I wouldn't be forced to slug every other girl in the universe. 

 

 

     I actually prefer to date men who aren't supermodel material.  They're pathetically shallow.

 

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What about you?

I like hot guys, but generally behind the face is a seriously shitty personality. The not so great looking guys are more often much nicer. Besides, you never get turned down by ugly guys when you're pretty yourself! Shallow I know but I hate rejection.

 

So it's a toss up between the two

xD Yeah. 

 

True....I prefer Jake.  He's one of those stealth cuties.  Well, according to SOME people.

 

 

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^^ Don't worry, I mostly agree with you

Thank you. xD

 

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