an idea of what i've been living with

in the process of getting back into this blogging thing, here is a story i sharted w/ emo jimmy tonight on myspaceIM about a party that a few of us went to last weekend. I swear to you guys this is all absolutely true.

"Emo" Jimmy: umm so what's kim up to right now?
"Emo" Jimmy: have u talked to her?
me: probably fucking her bf
me: i have not talked to her yet. basically my way of talking to her is giving her that letter
me: cuz if i just straight up talk to her it will be DRAMA
"Emo" Jimmy: omg that reminds me... a couple days ago u posted a bulletin that said said "OMG, i just saw people fucking!" was that them?
me: its like i told u yesterday about how i can't say to her everything i want to cuz there's so much
me: no it wasn't
me: lol
me: let me explain
"Emo" Jimmy: oh my god! who was it?
"Emo" Jimmy: this is interesting... LOL
me: well
me: me, ryan, gabby, n sarah 1 were at this party not this past saturday but the saturday before (the 17th)
me: n at first everything seemed cool
me: n then the four of us went outside for a bit n it started raining n we were all really stoned
"Emo" Jimmy: ok... go on.... lol
me: n we stood in front of the door to try to stay dry, n every time someone opened the door we noticed that the ppl in this one group dancing in front of the door had less n less clothing on
me: kinda interesting, but not too bad
me: me n sarah 1 got tired of standing outside n i was kinda like, "if we're leaving let's go n if not let's go back inside" n gabby wanted to stay n i did too so we went back inside
me: n we were hanging out in a corner in the living room away from the door n there was a topless chick n a naked guy
me: kinda interesting, but not that bad
"Emo" Jimmy: oh my god! how was the naked guy? a hunk?
me: n then in all the ppl dancing i saw this one chik who was completely nude except for a black G string she had on n there was this other naked guy behind her n he was grinding up against her
me: n then i realized
me: he wasn't grinding up against her
me: he was grinding IN her!
me: he'd moved her black g string out of the way n was fucking her from behind RIGHT ON THE FUCKING DANCE FLOOR IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!
"Emo" Jimmy: oh my god was this like in full view of the living room?
me: yes
"Emo" Jimmy: oh my god! no way! holy shit
"Emo" Jimmy: what was the reaction of the crowd?
me: n i guess one of the dude's friends pushed him over just to fuck with him (his friend was a guy) n then the guy went up to his friend n they started freaking face to face n the guy that was fucking still had a hard on!
me: well
me: the ppl that did notice tended to pretend it did't happen
me: unless u were super stoned like me n started freaking out, lol
"Emo" Jimmy: oh my god how can ppl not notice a nude guy on the dance floor
"Emo" Jimmy: was the guy at least a hunk?
me: seriously, i was so shocked i was like, "THERE WERE PEOPLE FUCKING! I JUST SAW PEOPLE FUCKING!"
me: remember, there were two naked guys
me: n i did't think either were that attractive
me: but n e way
"Emo" Jimmy: LOL
"Emo" Jimmy: oh my god that is such a trip
"Emo" Jimmy: lol
me: so i guess that girl put her clothes on n left or whatever, but there were still two other topless chicks at this point
"Emo" Jimmy: oh my god were they like wasted or something?
me: n the other naked guy- the one that was naked when we first got inside- started fucking the first topless chick on the floor
me: the just layed down, pulled her pants down, n he started doing her right fucking there
me: i think they were wasted, lol
"Emo" Jimmy: WHAT! no way
"Emo" Jimmy: was this some kind of orgy party?
me: i mean i took only two hits off that fucking vaporizer n i was BAKED
"Emo" Jimmy: and when they started fucking ppl still pretended not to notice?
me: it wasn't when we got there! there was just a shirtless dude w/ a mohawk n then a guy wearing just jean short shorts! (he's the guy that ended up getting naked n did that chik on the floor)
me: i guess so
me: n it was weird
me: cuz this group was by the door
"Emo" Jimmy: was there alot of people at the party?
me: n we had to take our shoes off when we went inside, n it was scarey cuz they were closest to my shoes
me: lol
me: yea there were
"Emo" Jimmy: LOL "they were closest to my shoe"..... u afraid of any stray foreign liquid substances?
"Emo" Jimmy: lol
me: n george called me after the fucking broke out cuz him, john, n ryan's friend eric were coming n i was like, "George, there are PEOPLE FUCKING here, i DON'T think u wanna be here!"
me: XD
me: it wasn't that, it was more like the idea of having ass on them
"Emo" Jimmy: LOL
"Emo" Jimmy: im literally cracking up
"Emo" Jimmy: man that such a trip
me: cuz as we were leaving the naked guy who did the chik on the floor was bent over n u could see his ball sack hanging n everything
me: n the best part is that that guy is in one of gabby's classes
"Emo" Jimmy: after u told george that people were fucking did they hurry over or what?
me: so whenever she sees him now she thinx of seeing his limp dick flop around (cuz it was limp most of the time except when he was fucking. the other naked guy, tho, the one who moved that other girl's g string out of the way, had a raging hard on like the whole time)
me: i guess so, that's what george said
me: lol
me: i didn't think they believed me, but it was true
"Emo" Jimmy: did they see tho?
"Emo" Jimmy: oh my god i still stop thinking that this is such a trip!
me: i guess there was no more fucking after that, cuz we left shortly after n saw john, george, n eric coming up the street as we were leaving
me: but they saw the topless girls and the naked guys, lol
"Emo" Jimmy: oh ok
"Emo" Jimmy: haha
me: n i guess the topless girl that wasn't having sex started dancing w/ john n i guess he tried to make a move n she shot him down
"Emo" Jimmy: lol... sucker
me: n then some other guy started dancing w/ her n she apparently also has a boyfriend
"Emo" Jimmy: omg
"Emo" Jimmy: omg what drama
me: i guess
me: i dunno, i wasn't there for that, that's just what i heard from george
"Emo" Jimmy: oh ok
"Emo" Jimmy: well im gonna go cuz my sister needs to use the computer... but that story was a trip... thanks for the good laugh
"Emo" Jimmy: i needed it
me: lol
"Emo" Jimmy: and as a sidenote... dont forget to call bobbi twm... k?
me: i considered posting a bulletin explaining the situation but i figured that if ppl really wanted to know they'd ask, n besides we talked about it like all this weekend when we were out
me: lol
me: yes, i will do!

another interesting thing that happened while we were waiting outside was we heard a noice that sounded to me like a human skull bashing up against a wall, and it turned out that it was just this guy banging his fist/arm against a fence. (He was already REALLY fucked up when the four of us got there n we were there for at least an hour n this was after we'd been there for a while) he had a male friend with him who was apparently trying to comfort him, n then the fucked up guy yelled out in a very tortured voice, "Man it is SUCH BULLSHIT when i get SO FUCKING HORNY!" n then immediately and in a placid tone looked at his friend, held out his arms in an explanitory way, and walking towards him said, "I just wanna be your friend!"

 

far that is the oddest thing i have ever overheard from a conversation. Blow's Lewis Black's "if it weren't for that horse, i wouldn't have gone to college" right out of the water i think. (it would probably mean more if u guys could see me act out what that kid did rather than try to explain it, but w/e)

 

n i don't give a fuck if n e of u don't believe this story cuz i know its true n that's all that really matters.

 

oh, n apparently the guy who told me about the party told Gabby that the 1st guy i saw fucking is from Hawaii n "that's how they do it there"

 

whatever that means.

hope ur all well. :)

good night

laterz