"Invite your man to have sex with a new little gizmo you've bought for him. It's actually a very stretchy, clear silicone sleeve, lined on the inside with teasing nodules. Put some lube on him, slip the sleeve on, and rub up and down as he gets hard. Meanwhile, you're holding a small plastic device in your other hand. When he gets good and excited, throw the switch and the device projects a realistic, moaning woman's voice. When he stops laughing, turn the thing off and order him to make you moan better than the machine. (Available from
www.luckysextoys.com.)"
- Adventures in Sex: 365 Ways to Make Every Day & Night More Exciting by Mark Bricklin
I have no idea where it is on that site, so look around. Happy April Fool's Day, everyone. Be safe, kids.
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