Personally, this question has never arised in my mind, and i think this is kind of creepy, but whatever.
"Now that St. Patrick's Day is here, the question inevitably arises in the mind of [almost] every woman: What would it be like to have sex with a leprechaun? They do have magical powers, you know, and who says those powers do not include Celtic carnality?
To celebrate this holiday as never before, get your man a very handsome Deluxe Leprechaun outfit, complete with velvet collar, lapels, and cuffs; a green vest and green velvet knickers; even shoe buckles. See how magical he really is!
To join him in the spirit of the day, get yourself an Irish step-dancer's outfit, with petticoat, sequin bodice, lace-trimmed blouse, apron, and hat, from www.anniescostumes.com. Put on some lively Irish music, pour a couple of Guinnesses, and let the magic happen!"
- Adventures in Sex: 365 Ways to Make Every Day & Night More Exciting by Mark Bricklin