You'll have to forgive your Big Mama Goth for being absent from Mindsay over the last few nights. This time of year gets a little hectic for her, but she hasn't forgotten you on the big day.
Ah, what is Halloween without the
Rocky Horror Picture Show? This holiday weekend wouldn't be the same without all those straight boys wearing fish net stockings, platform shoes, make-up, and girl's panties ala Dr. Frank-N-Furter! You know the song, boys and girls, so without further ado... DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT!
"Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
How do you do
I see you've met my
faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were
the candyman!
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its co-uh-ver-rrr!
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania...
Let me show you around
maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy...
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie?
Brad Majors: I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Janet Weiss: Right!
Brad Majors: We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car...
We don't want to be any worry
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that!
Well, babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania!
Why don't you stay for the night --
Riff Raff: Night!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Or maybe a bite
Columbia: Bite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan...
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
Chorus: Sweet Transvestite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: From Transexual
Chorus: Transylvania!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... (SAY IT!!!) pa... tion!
But maybe the rain --
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...
BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM!
*door slam*
I didn't put any links down here for you to hear samples of this song. I figure that if you've checked out this site, you are most likely already familiar with this musical. There are no Goth children who haven't had the pleasure to be enchanted (or annoyed by) RHPS!!!
callmeroger has your "90's Song of the Day"
myclette gives you your "80's Song of the Day"
enverlikesmusic provides the Music Video of the Day
foolmoonchild will surprise you with a Random Song of the Day
Steeni is givin' the 2000song of the Week"
And don't forget to get your "70's Song of the Week" at the seventiessong blog!
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