stolen from saphyra16, who apparently stole it from freakofnature

- Are you ready for a survey that actually asks new questions?
well, i'm bored enough...

- Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
just me.

- If someone says "ghostly spirit please reveal yourself we would like to communicate with you." what would you do?
reveal myself and communicate with them.

- Who was the last person to message you?
aliens

- How often do you swear?
never. now ask how often i lie.

- Who was the last person to comment you?
more aliens

- Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
pms

- Who was the last person you were in a car with?
Jackie

- What was the last thing you touched?
the cough drop in my mouth

- What's the nearest Purple object to you?
my fingernails.

- If you were a fruit, which one would you be?
a tomato

- When was the last time you cried?
the other night. whatever, bad day...

- Do you LOVE Johnny Depp?
OMG YES I'M TOTALLY FO SHO GUNNA MARRY HIM EVEN THO HE COULD PROBABLY BE MY FATHER BUT OGM HE IS SO EFFING HAWTTTTT!!!!
seriously, though, he's cool. Sweeney Todd is amazing.

- Do you have poptarts in your house right now?
the dolphin people stole them... again...

- When was the last time you yelled at someone in text?
never

- Who was the last person you hugged?
mark.

- What color is your digital camera?
generic, boring, silver. waaaahhh.

- Would you ever take up photography as a career?
if my other plans don't work out, why not?

- Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
i don't have a phone.

- Will this coming up weekend be a good one?
dude, yes! choir halloween party=supernerdWIN

 - What smells better: gasoline or permanent marker?
gasoline.

- Do your eyes change color?
people tell me they do, but i try to avoid looking at them except to put on eyeliner, in which case i don't pay attention to the color of them.

- How long has it been since you wore flip flops?
i wear them around the house every day

- How often do you wear layers of clothing?
almost every day. i luvvvs my hoodies.

- Think back in February, how was your love life then?
kind of the same like it is now.

- The person you have feelings for shows up at your house right now, what do you do?
hug him and cherish the time we're allowed.

- Your last missed call, would you kiss them?
i don't have a phone. and yes, i'd gladly kiss nobody.

- How was last night overall?
i couldn't sleep... =[

- Your sister tells you she's in jail, what do you say?
wonder why not juvi, how bad is it?

- What would you do if you found out you're pregnant right now?
ummm. that's be fucking weird. i'm on my period right now. (TMI? good)

 - Is there one person you look at and automatically smile?
yes. mostly my dog.

 - How many kids do you want when you're older?
however many the butcher has in stock, i need my protein.

 - Will you keep your last name when you get married?
it depends on what his name is...

 - When was the last time you consumed alcohol?
maybe like a few months ago.

 - Who's all in your phone inbox?
how many cell phone-related questions does there need to be?

 - Have you ever received a myspace message that made you cry?
nope

- Is it okay to kiss people when you’re single?
to me it is.

- Have you ever met someone who turned out to be amazing?
yep...

- Are your nails painted?
purple.........

- Have you ever been arrested?
kinda.

 - Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
no. that's why i wore a dinosaur costume today.

 - How far away is the person you like right now?
like an hour away

 - What is on your wrists right now?
bracelets, a watch, and a rubber band and a dog collar.

 - Have you smoked a cigarette today?
if you count second-hand.

- Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
the whole world. poor them.

- Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
no, as long as he doesn't blow smoke in my face.

 - How many people do you trust fully?
one? maybe???

 - Anything you need to say?
i raped your grandmother with a wine bottle last night.

- Are you in a good mood?
sorta. first anime club meeting was today and it was lovely.

 - Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
yep.

- What does your third message in your inbox say?
bah humbug. (this is from me, not my inbox)

- What are you currently hearing right now?
Emilie Autumn

-Are you a good driver?
no, i get pissed off too easily.

- Have you kissed somebody in the last 6 months?
3 different guys.

 - Were you happy when you woke up today?
i'm never happy to awaken on a school day.

- Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
yes.

 - Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?
i know what he's up to, we're still friends.

- Have any of your friends been to your house?
yes, but they don't like it here any more than i do.

- Are all of your friends in relationships?
no, only a few.

- What color is your cell phone charger?
invisible

 - Did the last person you kissed have a tattoo?
not yet, just a tongue piercing for now.

- What's your relationship with the person you last texted?
i don't text.

- If you had one wish what would it be for?
to be hot. i know, i'm pathetic.

- Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
yes, he's a friend.

- When was the last time you had a real smile on your face?
at my meeting.

 - Where were you last night at 11 pm?
in the shower

 - Your phone is ringing, it 's your most recent ex. What do you say?
what's up, puddin' cup?

- Is there someone you will always be attracted to?
probably.

- Look to the right, what do you see?
my messy room.

 - What are you looking forward to in the next 3 to 4 months?
Halloween, christmas, more meetings...

- Have you broken the law in the last 3 days?
yes, but don't tell anyone.