I do not appreciate your awkward advances toward me.  I can understand your curiosity about my ethnic background, considering that I'm used to that.  I can understand your curiosity about whether or not my Daddy is a doctor, because there's only like... 3 Indian families where I live.  What I do not understand is your curiosity about whether or not I have a boyfriend, and what my boyfriend's ethnic background is. Especially considering that you're probably my Dad's age.

--Girl who refuses to tell you her name

On another side note.

Remember, remember the 5th of November...