IF, you are so uncomfortable and so unprepared and so untalented as to be unable to drive on the Interstate highway at posted speeds;
IF you are so strangely trained, so oddly inept, and so logically challenged;
IF you are in the rain, snow, fog, bright sunshine :
AND you feel the need to slow to 35 miles per hour and put up the 'magic cloak' of your 4 way flashers thinking they will protect you from traffic who KNOW how to safely drive on the interstate,
THEN GET THE FUCK OFF THE HIGHWAY.
thank you. this has been a public service announcement from the guy who DID NOT RUN YOU OVER TODAY.
MORON.
