So here is an intriquing dialogue I had with a lovely customer.

Me:"Hi Thanks for stopping. Can I take your order please?"

Valued customer: Hi. I want $20 worth of food( he didn't actually say that, but that was what it amounted to, and he had a bunch of picky stuff like no pickles.). OH! And while you are trying to ring that all up, right in the middle, I want to add a wrap, and a 5 piece nugget.

Me, trying to straighten everything out. : That double cheeseburger was blah blah blah, and the Big Mac blah blah blah, right?

OH! And we don't have 5 nuggets, we have four and six. ( I'm thinking in my head, you F*n retard.) OH! And what kind of wrap do you want.

VC: Chicken...

Me( think you are a dipshit.): They come ranch, honey mustard, bbq. And crispy or grilled.

VC:Honey mustard.

Me: Do you want it crispy or grilled?

VC: Oh, grilled.

Me: OK( you f*n dipshit) that will be blah blah, at the first window.

Well, now you know what a day in the life of me is like at Wonderful Mcdonalds. SO if you go to McDonalds, please, don't be stupid. I'll kill you. Or wish I could.

: -/

Ciao,

Mariah