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A thief in  Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre

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After careful planning, he got past security, Stole the paintings, and made it safely to his Van.
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> When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings'
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> I had no Monet

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> to buy Degas

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> to make the Van Gogh.' 
  
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> See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
  
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> I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing  Toulouse.