Actual things I've seen this morning...

- A do-it-yourself kit for acrylic toenail tips pre-painted with a french manicure.


- A man wearing a kilt walking into Borders with his wife and toddler, looking around confused as if he wasn't really sure why he was standing in a bookstore wearing his kilt.

- A potty book for little kids that has a speaker that plays "real flushing sounds"

- A cat on a leash  (a rather unhappy cat at that too.)

And it's not even lunchtime yet!