MindSayBot Update

what wonders one can learn in a day. my aunt, her being a doctor and all, decided to talk to me about masturbation. (this is taken directly out of context.) "do you masturbate?" "not telling" "just to let you know, it's really really healthy." "cool, i guess." "it reduces stress, releases sexual tension, alleviates menstrual cramps, stimulates the immune system to help build up resistance to infections like the commom cold, releases mood-elevating hormones that help ward off depression, and can work wonders when a person is having trouble falling asleep." "wow, now i feel so much more educated than before."

i'll be sure to masturbate next time i've got cramps, or i'm really tired.

my family is insane.