New obsession: Banana Shakes!

Okay, so I'm home alone, I've got my period, and I'm hungering for sweets. I'm bored, so what do I do?

 

I TAKE OUT MAH BLENDER!

 

My Spanish teacher told me about how she used to drink Banana shakes back in El Salvador and I thought... FUCK YES!

 

So I remove my blender from its tomb, from which it has not emerged for at least 4 months (My mom doesn't find a need for it very much...) I say to myself, "Hey, I have a banana, I have milk, I have ice, lets fuck this blender's balls off!"

 

A cup of ice, 2 cups of milk, 1/2 of a banana, a tablespoon of sugar, and a human foot, blend, blend blend.

 

Now I'm sitting here with a tall glass of something that is so delicious, it must be God's penis juice. (It IS white, after all)

 

It's like having box seats to a performance of Wicked!