1-20-2009

a joke from ubu this morning:


Subject: Doctors discussion

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

  The German doctor replied, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

  Then the British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

And finally a Texas doctor said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no heart OR brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.'
amen