" Life can be a big joke, not to those who joke about it, but to those who never do."
What must you keep because nobody wants it?
YOUR TEMPER
What usually get worse when bottled?
EMOTIONS
What is the only way to make your dreams come true?
WAKE UP
What has always been described as too dark a thing yet always been proven as printable?
INK
Whats is lighter than a feather but bigger than a shadow?
A GIANT SHADOW
What part of France is in London?
Letter N
What is never part of everything?
A WHOLE
What is visiblle only when it was very cold?
YOUR BREATH
What is always serve but it never eaten at all?
A TENNIS BALL
What is usually stronger than steel?
THE FLESH
What has two sides and a thousand ribs and runs several miles ?
A RAILROAD TRACK
What is you can do, but you can't see?
NOISE
What is the best life insurance?
SAFETY
The greatest it is , the less it can be seen"
DARKNESS
What can I see that you simply cannot?
The back of your head.
What is the basic effect of TV viewing and Computer?
People seldom use their windows.
How do you call the last teeth that you will get?
False Teeth
What is the main difference between land and ocean?
Land is dirty while Ocean is tidy.
What is the only thing that everyone of us doing at the same time?
Living
What animals has the highest level of intelligence?
A GIRRAFFE
What is considered the rudest bird?
The MOCKINGBIRD
What is the most careless animal in the world?
A SNAKE (he even loses his skin)
What do you call a hen who is afraid to cross the road?
CHICKEN
What part of a fish weighs the most?
I'ts SCALE
What is the real reason why dog is man's best friend?
Because it doesn'y understand the words were saying.
Smile of the Day:
There are three faithful friends; an old wife, an old dog
and a ready money.
Word of the Day:
GOSSIP is when you hear something you like to someone you don't.
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