So, if you were to be placed on a deserted island, and you could only take one item, one person, and one type of food, what would they be and why?

 

All right, let's do this.

Well, the item would be my guitar because it doesn't require batteries and it can keep the insanity levels low. The person would be, um, well, it's a toss-up between my best friend Zach, Lauren, or Brannon. If I took Zach we'd get along but there may be procreation going on down the line and that would be bad. I could take Lauren because I never get tired of her and we're both quite smart and funny. But then again, I could take Brannon, I highly doubt I'd get tired of him... So... Brannon wins. =P Finally, the food would be a cheeseburger with the works, because that's still one item and I get lots of food groups.

 
   

 


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Andieland on
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if the cheeseburger had sesame seeds you could plant the seeds

dismh8 on
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and if you'd chosen a cellphone as your "item" and the wrapper on the cheeseburger had a phone number, you could have the air-dropped every few days!!!!!
SaikotikGunman on
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Only if the desert island were in range of a cell tower.  A satellite phone would be more useful.
dismh8 on
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yes. That is what they use on top of Mt. Everest and stuff. (of course, if you see the little dude with glasses and the gray windbreaker from Verizon...well)
SaikotikGunman on
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Sharpen a stick, kill him, and eat him?
dismh8 on
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What? Are you nuts? On an island with no barbeque sauce? Please!
SaikotikGunman on
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Mix blood with sea salt and a few ground up nuts and roots, and it'll do.
dismh8 on
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that's the spirit! ***Improvise! Adapt! Overcome! ----then....eat.****
SaikotikGunman on
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Redneck ingenuity.

I'm surprised I'm not the person/object brought along by anyone.
dismh8 on
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given your ideas towards the Verizon dude, I should think many would be leery on those grounds alone. Many might like to join you for lunch....just not, y'know....permanently.
SaikotikGunman on
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Well, I've got a moral/ethical hang-up when it comes to harming women, so it's only guys who have much to worry about in that regard.
dismh8 on
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oh, one of them damned PSEUDO-cannibals, huh?
SaikotikGunman on
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I prefer other sources of meat.  It's too easy to catch something from other humans, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
doriangray on
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I would take a potato, the professor from Giligans Island, and a bottle of rum. I would drink the rum while the professor from Giligans Island could make a radio out of the potato and have us rescued.
shotzie831 on
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Ahahahaha. So which one's the item and which is the food? Hmm? =S
doriangray on
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Potato is the item that would ultimately get me away from the island. Rum is one of the four major food groups.
shotzie831 on
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XD Alrighty then!!! Whatever floats your makeshift boat!
SaikotikGunman on
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A very heavy duty knife, machete, or hatchet(to survive); someone who is smart and strong enough to help survive, and willing to partake of all forms of entertainment, from the physical to the intellectual(so I don't get bored or lonely); and canned goods, so they won't spoil.
shotzie831 on
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Now, exactly narrow down which weapon, and which type of canned food. =)
SaikotikGunman on
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Weapon... more like tool...

Hatchet, most likely.  Canned food...  Me likes ravioli!
shotzie831 on
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I haven't had ravioli in soooo long!!! =DDD
SaikotikGunman on
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I stocked up in 2002 or 2003.
shotzie831 on
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XD And you've still got some left eh?
SaikotikGunman on
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I got a lot of cases for almost free.
shotzie831 on
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OMG how'd that happen?!? =O
SaikotikGunman on
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Right place, right time.
shotzie831 on
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Damn..... hella lucky. Now I want some. >=\
SaikotikGunman on
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If you beg, I'll share!
shotzie831 on
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Oh please oh please oh pwwwweeeeeaaaassseeeee can I have some? I'll be extra good and do whatever you waaaaannnt!!
SaikotikGunman on
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Whatever I want?

You're lucky I'm tired!
shotzie831 on
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XD So can I have some raviolis now? =DDD
SaikotikGunman on
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Maybe...
shotzie831 on
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Well, at least it isn't a flat out no.
SaikotikGunman on
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Maybe not!
psychonaut on
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Brannon wins, now isn't that just the most awesome thing i have heard all day? so i guess that means that you would be there with me, so thats set... i'm not much of a materialist, but i do love my computer... and picking up Wi-Fi, and a power supply from the local "deserted" pizzaria would take care of those issues... you did say it was deserted... meaning there were people there at one point in time, so... yeah... pizza is awesome... and you with the guitar would be like live music every night, so i guess we could come up with awesome songs together and do concerts for the other kids who come to the island with us... beings we are in an archepligo and have neighbors... oh wow... what a way to stimulate creativity...
shotzie831 on
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Well, anytime before, Lauren would've won, but talking to you lately I'm like, "Shit no!! I want Brannon to go with me!!!" =D Speaking of you... I hella miss you!!! I haven't talked to you in over a week and I think I'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms!!! You have me addicted! X-] Jeez, I hecka wish you were on. =[ But, picking apart my words, I guess you do have a point that if the island was deserted then that could mean that there are buildings and such on there. And if I took you and you took me, then we could have two items and two types of food, which works good. =) Ha, playing the guitar with you would be heaven on earth!!! =DDD

And hey, if I could stimulate this kind of creativity, then I've done my job.

bonniegirl on
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Definitely a knife, a strong, dependable, outdoorsy man, and I guess I would start with hmmm...to eat? Food that I could use again, such as tomatoes, watermelon, and so on, to go along with the fish we will catch, and the wild fruit we will pick from the trees and shrubs.  I wonder if Matthew McConahey knows a lot about outdoors?  lol...just a thought...
shotzie831 on
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Alright, so waht would you narrow your food down to? =) Ahahaha, Matthew McConahey, nice. All he's got is the looks though. So pshchow. =]
bonniegirl on
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No, he loves the outdoors....hm...the food was a hard one for sure...watermelon, in case there is no fresh water supply on the island, and it can be planted again....
shotzie831 on
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I love watermelon!!! I indulged in it greatly today!! Ahhhh, yum. ^_^
bonniegirl on
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I love it as well, and eat a lot of it in the summer....
shotzie831 on
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Oh Bob me too. The fridge is stocked with lots of juicy fruit. =D

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