Sometimes I give Joey snacks to eat in the car if we are going to be on the road for long periods of time. Peanuts are a recent favorite, so I put about 1/2 cup of nuts into a snack size zippy bag, buckled Joey in the car, gave him his nuts and headed to school to pick up the big kids. Almost immediately after the kids were in the car Joey started screaming. Now, he is a bit spoiled and the big kids tease him, so I waited a few moments, then asked the kid sitting next to him what he was screaming about. She said that he was screaming because he was picking his nose and couldn't get the booger out. He vehemantly argued the point, so I asked Mary to check on him. At that point, she discovered that he had a peanut stuck up his nose. I pulled over, to check this out. After about 3 minutes, I finally got the peanut out of his nose, and he kept stating over and over, "I'm all right, I'm all right" so I got back into the car, and pulled onto the road, cause I had to get the oldest one, Gus, to work. No sooner had I pulled onto the road, then he started creaming again. "Joey, what is the matter now?" I asked him.
His response was pricesless.
wait for it........
wait for it.........
"YOU TOOK MY LAST NUT!!!"
Oh goodness, we all cracked up, at which point he angerly shouted at us to quit laughing at him.
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