It's all Christianity's fault!

Well, I'e had a badly twisted ankle with possible tendon injury since friday last week and this has both caused me a lot of pain, and lack of sleep. I have traced back the reasons for my pain and found that I only need hold one thing accountable for this injury. Christianity. Their belief in God, and thus his IVF kid Jesus (and somehow the 'Holy Spook') produced the religion we know as Christianity today. From that stemmed Catholosism, which influenced the founder of Marist Colleges world wide. Marcellin Champagnat is the reason my school exisits, and thanks to 'religion' we are forced to study it in all years of schooling. If I didn't have to study religion, I wouldn't be doing a 'minor' Religious Ed course thus I would not have to do a 'minor' Physical Education to fill in the missed periods in the line. If I didn't have to do PE, because of religion, I would not be hobbling around today in pain. I blame Religion!

Therefore, I would not be injured if I didn't have to pariciapte in PE because I hate Religion that we are forced to study becasue 2000 years ago some IVF baby decided to heal some people and argue with the church of the time thus getting himself crucified becasue 'he didn't like the power of the church of the time'.

Did I mentionm I loathe chritianity?

-- Lory