Swagg got you clueless. Well if you think about it really swag is "cool" stuff you can get by winning fun contest last time I remember =P lmao. Like you in those heels baby and that green ^_~
lol ohhhh the 2nd part of the car is even better! WAIT FOR IT.
Thanks

did HB get any of the Ashleys?
oh? the werewolf was hitting on you?
meanwhile your legs are on his lap!
The brunette was the Ashley he was going for, but he told me last night he thinks she's a bit "weird." The blonde Ashley I think has a thing for him, but he's not too sure about her (he probably fucked her last night).
HE PULLED ME ON TO HIS LAP! PULLED ME.
lol I like the blonde one!
but you didn't RESIST!
"ohhh noooo mr. werewolf, stoppppp hahahaha"
The blonde one is definitely an airhead. Nice, but an airhead. lol.
I liked it :x
you only liked it because you thought it was KANE!
It took me 5 minutes to figure out who the fuck you were talking about. lmfao
lol but at least you got it!
you keep up with me, it's why I like you!
I thought you liked me for my boobs :[
they keep up with me too!
I have to watch I don't suddenly stop or they might knock me into next week but whatever, have to take some risks!
I actually have this problem when I'm standing close to someone, talking to them or whatever, and my boob is like resting on them and I don't ever realize it.
hahaha
with that, I picture garbage bags on my chest.
lol garbage bags? I think somebody is being a little gernerous!
I never said I was filling them out! I just said they were on my chest!
lol I like had I just now realized boobs abd bags don't rhyme at all, just the same letter.
BIGGESTLOSER
I am debating if I want wendys or fiveguys..I think I'll just get wendy's..it's closer.
yes wendy's lol
I fucking hate network television though, commericals every.fucking.TENMINUTES
goooddddddddddd
bitchbitchbitch
anotherfucking commerical
NOT EVEN ten minutes wtf
CAPITALIST BASTARDS AT NBC
we would NOT have this problem under socialism Justine, NOT HAVE IT.
But I thought we elected a socialist as our president!!! WHY ISN'T IT WORKING, SCOTT, WHAT ARE WE DOING WRONG?!
PSH socialist, he's not even fucking liberal!
It's okay though, companies in capitalism should be caring and maternal obviously. Making money should just be something they are mildly concerned about. THEY NEED TO CAAARREEEEE
Why doesn't General Mills care about me?!

THEY'RE NOT AMERICAN.
We should all care about each other. We should all hold hands and sing "Joy to the World"
joy to the world
capitalisms dead
REDREDRED
(obviously the CIA is going to be monitoring this thread)
It's okay
THEY CAN'T TORTURE US ANYMORE
They just kill us and hide the evidence instead :[
I'm with you TILL THE END though.
we'll go out together in a beautiful travesty!
orrrrr
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. . .
. . .
I got nothing
I'm a little French too but that doesn't mean I know who you're talking about.
Unless like . . .Marie Antoinette?
yes!
and Louis the...XVII !
We can get our heads chopped off, but we do it for THE FAME. We'll be famous for the centuries to follow.
Can we get some nifty portraits painted of us first?
Artistically nude, not just effin' naked. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
beauty(ART) in the eye of the beholder!
nojoke: I love that phrase so much(the beauty part, not the art)
Really? I thought you weren't a fan of hackneyed, clichéd sayings.
lol had to google hackneyed I have NEVER seen that word before.
I usually do hate them because people just use them without really meaning it. But I like this one because I believe it. I think it's something everyone should realize(ugh I even hated typing that sentence..THAT is cliché!)
lol my whole life is a cliché so I do not mind most of these sayings at all.
(was changing song on iTunes to 3)
worked with mary AGAIN today!
AND THENNNN
in my PS class, we were looking at this set of data..and one of the names was PETER!
IT IS A SIGN
also read like the last reply to this entry I think it was directed toward you
I WOULD OF GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT.
Getting away getting away getting away with murder
MUSIC REFERENCE
FAILURE

I didn't think you'd get it :X
Papa Roach - "Getting Away With Murder"
aka ABOORRTTTIIIOONNNN
THEN JUST BRAND ME A MURDERER BABY, IN THE NAME OF LIBERTY.
I am going to get your face tattooed on my heart because I love you so much.
then we'll both have little gay hearts!
lol obviously the way to your heart is via abortion rights!
It totally is, I am not fucking kidding you.
The second a guy talks about how he thinks he has a say in abortion, it is a TOTAL fucking deal breaker
"I'm sorry, I can't fucking have sex with you because if you get me pregnant there is no way I'm going to consult you about the abortion, and you're just going to be okay with this so SORRY NO CAN DO."
thankfully I will not have this situation
UNLESS
I get a surrogate and then change my mind half-way through
"oh sorry, I don't want one anymore...so you can go ahead and abort, thanks!"
lol CONTROVERSY.
lol and then your surrogate won't want to let it go!
DRAMZ.
"oh hey why don't you take the stairs? I'll follow"
SHOVE.
LMFAO
I swear to fuck though somebody better do this to me if I ever get pregnant
That is what I'm hear for baby!
When it gets bad, I'll do the dirty work!
lol at I wonder if anyone reads this and is like "OH MY GOD what is wrong with these people?! THEY'RE MURDERERS"
IDGAF MAN I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU NOSY FUCKS
my Italian family came to New York from Italy and was in the fucking mafia!
WE HAD TO CHANGE OUR LAST NAME.
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
UNLESS IT'S UNBORN BABIES.
I'll vacuum out your fetus!
lol in my head the vacuum goes "Vroom vroom"
VAG BAGS
AOIHVJWEPHVPEUHBVHRPBTIUHP at reference point
!!!!!! vag bags can not only hold my menstrual blood, but also my vacuumed out, aborted fetus!!!
PATENT THIS SHIT BITCH
I'm sorry Scott! I just didn't realize it's full potential!
I could collaborate with gaga
"MONSTER VAGBAGS, BY LADY GAGA"
Gaga should wear a dead baby fetus on her head!
gaga should eat babies in her bad romance video.
AKLSFJ;ASLKDFJ;ASLDFJ;SDFJA;SLFJSD;LFJDSL
PERFECT
IDEA
dead baby fetuses?
(I kid I kid)
I hope they enjoyed the wendy's!
they're dead, Scott.
I HOPE THEY ENJOY HELL.
maybe, since they're fetuses, they reincarnated as each other?
lol at what I just said....dead babies just reincarnated as each other while being inside me.
lmfao wtf so with this being said I am picturing small explosions in your stomach, as if for some reason reincarnation of fetuses happens as an explosion.
And they have to be in your stomach of course because you have no womb :[
lol'd a lot at "explosions"
now I'm thinking of poprocks and coke
OMG MY BABIES BE BLOWIN UPPPP
seriously now loling, fucking hilarious.
lmfaoo oh shit
for some reason when I picture the babies being blown up, I picture their heads separating from their bodies
DECAPITATED BABIES
goodnight <3
lol I imagine little dolls blowing up with smoke and such
ooohoooohhh feel! the baby's explodin'!
ohh you definitely cracked out some gold with exploding babies, fuckingamazing.
niiiggghhttt
I am occasionally cracked out on good shit
I MEANNNNNNNNNN
I am occasionally cracking out good shit
Justine Mancini. I keep forgetting to ask you where you got your pink wig. It's in one of your myspace albums.
And AWWWWWW@ Buster wif the hat. That's SO adorable!
I got it at Ron's Halloween store. I have no idea if they are a chain or just a local, seasonal store.
I love my Buster baby :]
LOL! Sorry, was reading your thread above..
I hate to sound like a know-it-all but I think it was Louis the Sixteenth that was the last king of France.
LOL, I hate commercials. But in France, they don't have commercials so instead of watching football then commercials, it's watching football and then the players standing there till it goes back to the game.
+316+Rebekah+
This whole reply should be directed to Scott. SCOTT READ THIS SHIT BITCH
*laughes really hard* yeah really, dude!
....porn is art? ....I must have missed something. XD
+316+Rebekah+
So instead of "You're a mean one, Mr.Grinch," his song would be: "You're a weird one, Mr. Scott?"
Oh well, I could picture Jeffrey, my surrogate brother, saying that porn is art....men are just weird in general.
+316+Rebekah+
lol we can still call him Mr. Grinch.
"You're a weird one, Mr. Grinch."
I HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS SCOTT LIKE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO.
Men are missing some brain cells, I think.
lol, ok. That was what I was going to call him originally. So I guess the vote is unanimous: We call him Mr. Grinch.
LOL, poor dude, ain't even here to defend himself. XD
I think God gave men fewer brain cells and that's why He made women....to remind them of that. XD
+316+Rebekah+
He doesn't need to defend himself! I only speak truth :]
LOL, I'd rather you speak the truth than lie.
+316+Rebekah+
the worst part is you understand everything I say!
I never said I wasn't a weird one also! <3