THE POST SERVICE IS SUFFERING ENOUGH ALREADY WTF AT YOU

 

You could have made this blank one INTERESTING at least!

SORRY I DIDN'T MEET YOUR STANDARDS

AT LEAST I HAVE STANDARDS.

I DO TOO

. . .

lol kiddie pool = shallow

Oh I see

Sorry I'm from a poor family we never had kiddie pools.

lol'd at you making me feel bad for a clever joke!

lol sorry! good job baby!

I really didn't have a kiddie pool growing up, though. lol

not even those little plastic ones? We had a few of them(I seen in pictures). Then we had a larger like 2ft pool for a while, then we had two bigger 4ft pools before the last one was torn down two years ago(because I hated swimming by then).

WTF those little plastic ones are what I am talking about, you mean there are even better kiddie pools? wtf wtf wtf wtf
fuck my childhood . . . I didn't even have a fucking backyard and I never learned how to ride a bike lol


It's not that she's up too high, it's that she's totally angled wrong. That position works if she was angled downward and he's big enough lol

lol well those are for like todlers, the other smaller pool we had was for like...5 year olds? haha I dunno

You can't even see her face!

TYPICAL GUY, YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE FACE.

lol at it being the hair that I like the most, and her clothes.

lol @ me not even commenting on the fact you were having a bisexual moment, WTF

YOU'RE SLOW TONIGHT WTF AT YOU

It's because I'm a nun now, Scott.
A NUN.

lol well partly, now you just have to become a christian

I'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITY!

psh, your just trying other ones out, you religious WHORE

lmfao

you creep into christiangod's bedroom only after finishing up a quickie with Shiva!

lol @ boring christiangod's name.

WOULD MUCH RATHER FUCK SOMEONE NAMED SHIVA.

maybe he has multiple dicks?

PERFECT!
And since it's sex with a god it's not breaking my vow of abstinence!

lol..WHAT?

PERIOD.
I'M ON IT SO NO PENISES IN MY VAGINA THIS WEEK ANYWAY.

Also,this means it's okay to have oral or anal sex?! THEY DON'T COUNT AGAINST MY ABSTINENCE?

OR IN THE EAR:

lmfao I HAVE A RELEVANT STORY
Like my junior year of high school I'm sitting at the table with my girls and Tiffany figures out that 3 of us at the table aren't virgins but the rest of them are. . . . oh wait, maybe it was only Amanda and I that weren't virgins but whatever there are like 7 of us. Tiffany and Amanda were always crazy and I loved them and then we just sat with the other . . . god loving girls? I dont' know, they were my friends but 3 of them especially were really religious and constantly offended by the things I would say, lmfao I dunno we were all basically nice so we all sat together all the time lol

anyway these virginal girls (Tiffany doesn't count because she was ridiculously knowledgeable about sex and was not a fucking religious prude, she just hung out with them like I did lol) and we're all talking about sex but our conversation is different from the virginal girls' convo (ours of course is much more raunchy) but all of a sudden I hear one of them say "and what if they put in your ear?"
so I look over and say "YOUR EAR? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?" and then laugh about it with Amanda and Tiffany lol

lol relevant to earsex?!?

lmfao I have no idea really what the fuck they were talking about, but we were all talking about sex and I heard that so I was just like "WUT" . ..  and no one like said anything so I just assume that I was right in my original assumption haha

lol you can't make fun of them anymore, YOU'RE A NUN

gah I am so fucking over being a nun 

lol'd

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ugh

I'm still done with sex, but I still like kissing and saying "fuck" so I can't be a nun.
WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO.

lol be a slutty nun!

I already told god I was resigning.
TOO LATE.

QUITTER

*RESIGNER

You didn't call me a quitter when I quit sex earlier!

lol @ I've quit sex and then quit complete abstinence in less than 5 hours.

lol you are not doing much at all for the "women are crazy when they get their period" stereotype!!

Oh psh, this is perfectly normal for me.

This one wasn't so bad but the past few months my PMS was out of fucking control . . . like I wasn't having mood swings, I was definitely bipolar and seriously was being thrown into fits of deep depression and then like switching out of them an hour later and then it was like this weird okay-notokay-okay-notokay cycle . . .

this past week wasn't so bad though! maybe I've gotten out of that horrible phase!

Seriously when I was younger I had like no PMS symptoms, I didn't even get cramps, I seriously just bled. The older I get the worse it gets, today I was pretty sure my uterus was trying to explode my cramps were so fucking bad.

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it's probably saying:

"I'm sorry uterus, but I am deathly afraid of anesthesia and we cannot remove you unless there is some magic pill that I keep hoping for that can dissolve you!"

I used to have those mood swings too but then I just fell so deep into depression there was really no room for anything positive anymore, until I was able to pull myself out of it years later.

HOWEVER I am fucking nowhere near depressed now and my fucking period is making me have 11 and 16 year old Justine flashbacks.

loling at uterus-dissolving pill

I can't immediately remember the years, I only remember my age.

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS ENTRY, SO EXCITED

lol I think this only works for you for like 3 months, but my years/age are easy because

I'm a year older than the year.
like it's 2009 and I"m 20. I was 16 in 2005. But like I don't relate to a year, I relate to an age.

They always come back, they always come back.

lol I am unsure if I want it to be my "last blog" or not. I'll probably keep the ending vague, to not trap myself(steenilesson#1)

NO NO NO you are not allowed to delete it or stop replying to me.
You are allowed to stop blogging.

I swear to fuck if you stop replying on my blog I will cry.
(THREAT)

also I am glad I taught you well!

lol at you acting like I'm going to ignore you or something! of course I'll reply.

YOU ARE A PART OF ME<3

I AM YOU

lol @ me being 8 or 9 and writing a song about having split personality disorder and part of the chorus was "I AM YOU" 

your songs are like raindrops softly hitting the roof on a nice spring day

lmfao
I miss writing songs :[

do I not inspire you?!

Nothing inspires me anymore. 

you're too happy and healthy!

Why do I need to be depressed and helpless to write?
I know it's true, but I fucking hate it; it's not fair.

maybe you don't need it like you used to?

Unfortunately I think I need it more than ever,which is the problem. 

negativenegativeNEGATIVE

I don't think it's negative; I think writing is a positive thing. I need as much positivity as I can get.