haha I want it!!!!!

I think Josie wants to send it to me.  She asked me for my address.

do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it DOOOO IIITTT

Hahahahaha!!!! I just might!
Then if it gets here early enough, I just might bring it to the ren fest for the next mindsay meetup.

I swear Roger I'd totally send you one if you wanted...oh, wait...all they have left at the store were green ones.  Orange is so much better...green is just too normal.

That thing probably weighs a lot to the point where it might cost a lot to send.  You don't have to.  I don't know what I'd do with it, it looks too big for my mouth.

It's very light, I sent one to lizardbeth , that's actually her's in the picture.  Let me know if you change your mind...Bert shouldn't go into any orifice...

Ahhh...

I'm alright.  Where did you get it though?

The grocery store of all places.  Fry's grocery store, which is a Kroger store, I think, and I don't know if you have those there.

Fry's?

Fry's here in Houston is a HUGE electronic paradise.
http://frys.com/

I just researched the relationship between the two. Very interesting...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fry's_Electronics

Yup, we have the electronic stores here too!

It's my toy store... my Walmart... that one place where i end up walking around in for HOURS. 

Um, I don't walk around for hours in Walmart...actually, I try my hardest to avoid the place and if I do go in I try to get what I need and leave.  I do walk around for hours in Target.

Target does the same for me.
My blog, my video blogs, and many things IRL that I wear, s'ports MOSSIMO!
It's my favorite.

Whenever I see Mossimo...I read it as "mimosa" and then I want one.  LOL!

Ok, now I'm even more hungrier...

*dies laughing*

That was so dramatic!

LMAO! 

The idea was in my head from the time I woke up today.  It was sick, and twisted funny!

anybody making a big orange dildo pumpkin pie by any chance ^_^???

That, I would have to ask Josie.  I mean, given that the big orange surrendering dildo is empty inside, a pumpkin pie looks out of the question.  But it's so filled with sense of humor and fully charged AA Batteries.

so how many times are you going to use that on you know who??? LMAO

The pumpkin?  To who?

lol nevermind >.> 

LOL!  I'm kidding!   I know who you're talking about.
Depends how many times an hour she wants me to use it on her. lol

lol she's like a bunny =P

We are...

you're multiplying that much already!?! lol

Ask her about Hamsters.

haha making a lot of Hamtros eh?

Nope, once she hears "Hamsters", she'll go ballistic. haha

haha as in the house collapses when you're two together when she hears it? lol

Pretty much. lol

not surprised.

Wow.

You like?

I think I just peed myself.

 

Too bad that movie voice guy just passed away- his voiceover would have been perfect!

 

"In a world where Josie's Big Orange Surrendering Dildos run wild....One woman will have the courage to make one unforgettable Halloweener."

I think I just peed myself.

 

You're not the only one. 

 

"In a world where Josie's Big Orange Surrendering Dildos run wild....One woman will have the courage to make one unforgettable Halloweener."

 

LMAO!!!

Get it? 

...to make one unforgettable Hollow Weiner!

That - is - THE - PERFECT - voiceover - line - EVER!

...to make one unforgettable Hollow Weiner!