99 WORDS FOR BOOBS!!!

October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Have you gotten checked lately (Yes, you too gentlemen)?


I don't know how else I can urge you to get your physics tutors checked. And I'm not sure if a little comedy helps. But in IRL, when you look at your Bambi's thumpers, I hope that 99 words for boobs come up and remind you to get them checked.  Yeah, I know, the video is old.

Mind you, this is not an insensitive post about the issue. Think! They don't even have a Lung Cancer Awareness Month. Breast Cancer has a month dedicated to it like Black History and Hispanic Heritage (Damn, Asians like me only get what? Chinese New Year's day?)  If you ladies don't get your knicker bonkers checked, my respiratory system gets it!!! Got it?

So please, get your jugs and orbs and darts and gourds, Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas, sweater stretchers, lung protectors, beach umbrellas, frost detectors, scooby snacks and snake-eyes dice, Jell-o molds and high-beam lights, humpty dumplings, hardy boys, double lattes, Ode to Joys, Hooters, shooters, physics tutors, Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters, Double-WMD's, MRE's and PFD's, Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes, Gerber servers, Holy grails, whoopee cushions, humpback whales, flying saucers, traffic stoppers, Super Big Gulps, double Whoppers, pillows, billows, Don DeLillos, soft-serve cones and armadillos, pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes, midget earmuffs, warming globes, strobes and probes and frontal lobes, knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers, smurfs and screaming yellow zonkers, tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs, Big Bad Wolves and Porky Pigs jogging partners, saline noobs, Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers, rutabagas, Chi Omegas, Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas, Congo bongos, bowling pins, fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins, and/or breasts checked!