Dear Old People. We don't want to kill you.

Dear Old People. We don't want to kill you.
You're our parents and grandparents and we love you.
But if you throw a cranky fit and keep us from getting
 decent, affordable health care, you can figure out how
to work your own goddamn PCs and cable boxes and
remote controls from now on.  

Why do I keep seeing old people talking about their medicaid
 like its privately run and under threat form a public option?

We should take away old people's TV and force them to
 get their information from the interweb.
Like they say:

    * Anything invented before you're 30 is just the way the world is.
    * Anything invented between 30 and 60 is exciting and futuristic.
    * Anything invented after you're 60 is an offense against nature.


If they want IT support, they can
get a job and pay for it themselves!
 Freeloading socialist scumbags!

I've had to explain for the 48th time last night
 how the left click and the right click on the mouse
 differ from one another and why you should
 use one and not click the other one.

"Wha? Help! The Right click is bringing up all these words!
 I don't know what's going on! Can you just drive here and fix this?"

 Many have top-of-the-line entertainment systems, computers,
cell phones and gatchets galore. Do you know what they call
 about 90% of the time?  To fix their fucking remote control.

It baffles me.

I'm really willing to take part in this.
The Strike of the Whippersnappers !!!
No more Sunday afternoon games of canasta.
 No more gutters cleaned !!!

 If it works for healthcare, maybe later we could all get together
and talk about gay marriage and legalizing marijuana.

 I don't understand why all us supposedly smart people
 didn't figure that out 10 years ago.

Because we're nice people ???
And we really try to do our best to stay off your lawn.

In my mind, about 15% of the population is smart and
reaches their own conclusion from facts and research.

You will not sway them, as they have self-critical conclusions.

The remaining 85% are under-informed,
panicked idiots easily swayed by lies.

As such, There's no gain in responding
with facts, as only top 15% of the population
(which has already reached a conclusion) cares about facts.
Thus, the Democrats should just start responding to lies, with lies.

Republicans: "they are going to create death panels to kill your grandma"

Democrats: "actually, we are going to create life tribes,
                that will keep your grandma alive forever !
               (mammal organs and herbs, if you wonder)"

Republicans: "their plan will create long wait lines-
                you will die, waiting months for a doctor"

Democrats: "if a doctor doesn't see you in under three minutes,
                you get a large pizza for free"

In all seriousness, I think they should just lie with equal vigor.
The press won't hold them accountable.
 I think most old people aren't like that.
We just see and hear the goofy, fearful minority
because it makes for entertaining news.

One more thing...
If it weren't for Medicare, what percentage of them
would be able to find someone willing to insure them?
 Why deny the privilege of health care to everyone else?


I love how this post is written as if the
common people somehow run the Government.


What you want a video to go with this  well try...
A - Old Folks video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkXXBzczGCU
 Please note , "A"  is a sick band.
The progression at the end of this song is amazing.
Reminds me of The Police.

I am actually on the other side of all this. I want to kill grandma.

On a side note....
I was gonna listen to a song in Youtube.
.looks like  another song that was download  got muted.
  I need to,  we all need to fuck WMG
 If I cant listen to it, I'm just gonna have to
 illegally download the entire album.
FUCK YOU WMG!!
I hate people and corporations like you.


Now, *Pointing both index fingers
           at the screen in a cool way*
 I know what you all are thinking...
We need more good citizens like you
P.S. You seem like a really cool dude,
 You sir, are the shit. OMG I love you!!!!

                                          ~ OR ~

I'm really REALLY FUCKING glad you posted this
 because I REALLY like reading all YOUR BULLSHIT
 about SHIT that I don't FUCKING care about IN THE LEAST.
Dear whippersnapper,  get the hell out of our basement!
*Statement brought to you by someone who calls himself "PhastPhoodPhool".*

Ahem....
So....  like ..... are you SHOUTING
because you're OLD and can't hear well?
Just to let you know, Misinformation spreads at rapid speed !


Hope you all enjoyed!  How was that for  not posting in a while?